🔒 VIRTUAL LOCKS (Playoff Probability 85%–98%)
1. Rest in Breece (9-1-0) — 98%
PF: 1078.56 (elite)
PA: 850.68 (best in league)
Division: 3-1-0
Notes: Best record, strong scoring, and easiest schedule remaining. Almost impossible to miss the playoffs.
2. Itty Bitty Griddy Committee (7-3-0) — 92%
PF: 1005.24
Division: 4-1-0 (best in division)
Notes: Division leader, high scoring, and has separation from the pack. Likely the #2 seed.
3. B-Rizzle (7-3-0) — 88%
PF: 1105.88 (2nd highest in the league)
PA: 911.96
Notes: Even if he doesn’t win the Pedestrian division, the points total alone keeps him safe.
🧱 SHOULD GET IN (55%–75%)
4. Wreckin’ Cru (6-4-0) — 70%
PF: 970.54
Notes: Solid middle team with just enough PF to stay ahead of the logjam of 4–6 squads.
5. Mr. Silent Assassin (6-4-0) — 67%
PF: 938.98
Notes: Low PF for a 6–4 team makes him vulnerable, but the record gives him an inside track.
🐺 SLEEPERS TO SNEAK IN (35%–50%)
These are the bubble teams with a legitimate chance to steal the 6th seed.
6. ATL Falcons (5-5-0) — 48%
PF: 776.58 (very low)
Notes: The record keeps him alive, but PF is a big red flag. Needs to win 2 of next 3 and hope tiebreakers fall his way.
7. Najee Germany (4-6-0) — 42%
PF: 1096.64 (top 3 in the league)
Notes: THIS is the biggest sleeper.
If he gets to 6–7, the POINTS FOR gets him in over almost anyone.
8. Macho Madness (4-6-0) — 38%
PF: 868.04
Notes: Middle-of-the-pack team that needs 2 wins and a points surge. Not impossible.
9. …But Did You Tag Him!!!! (5-5-0) — 35%
PF: 1013.82
PA: 959.38
Notes: Points are respectable, but division record (1-3-0) hurts.
Still dangerous.
❌ TEAMS LIKELY ELIMINATED (Under 10%)
10. GoPackGo (5-5-0) — 8%
PF: 908.22
PA: 930.54
Notes: Record looks OK, but PF won’t survive the tiebreakers.
11. TILL THIS DAY! (2-8-0) — 1%
12. Micho (2-8-0) — 1%
They’d need to win out AND get full chaos in front of them. Basically done.
🏅 PROJECTED FINAL SEEDS
1. Rest in Breece (Division winner)
2. Itty Bitty Griddy Committee (Division winner)
3. B-Rizzle
4. Wreckin’ Cru
5. Mr. Silent Assassin
6. Najee Germany (sneaks in via points tiebreaker)
🔥 Big Takeaways
Najee Germany is the spoiler team — insane PF for a losing record.
ATL Falcons and Macho Madness are in a dogfight for the 6th spot.
GoPackGo looks better “on record” than actual playoff odds.
Rest in Breece is the clear title favorite.